|Full name:||Catherine Hobart|
|Nickname(s):||Hairy Mary (by Chamberlain and Chanel)|
Sasquatch; Chewbacca (by Chanel)
Miss Hobart (by Cathy Munsch)
Werewolf Girl (by Cathy and Chanel)
Wolf Lady (by Hester)
|Killer:||Dr. Cassidy Cascade|
|Doctors:||Dr. Brock Holt|
Dr. Cassidy Cascade
|First appearance:||Scream Again|
|Latest appearance:||Warts and All|
|Portrayed by:||Cecily Strong|
Catherine Hobart was a minor character on Season Two of Scream Queens. She was a patient at C.U.R.E with Hypertrichosis, an illness that causes excessive hair growth. She was cured of her condition through a regimen of DHT and a diet balancing her hormones, but unfortunately fell victim to the Green Meanie in Scream Again.
She is portrayed by Cecily Strong.
Catherine is first seen sitting in a chair reading a magazine, waiting for the doctors to come pick her up for the examination. In the exam room, she is told by Dr. Cassidy Cascade that she has a case of Hypertrichosis (AKA werewolf syndrome). She then explains how she once was arrested by a dog catcher. After being told about her diagnosis, she explains that she already knows and has been to a ton of doctors. She confesses that she lost all hope until Cathy Munsch found her in a creepy disease chat room and told her that she could be cured by coming to C.U.R.E Institute Hospital. Suddenly, Cathy arrives and introduces herself to Catherine and welcomes her to the hospital. Catherine tells her that it is a great honor to be the first patient at the C.U.R.E Institute, where the incurable are cured.
Zayday, Brock, and Cassidy are then seen tending to Catherine, and Zayday assures her that she will have a normal life, like everyone else. However, Dr. Cassidy and Dr. Brock claim that there is nothing that they can do for Catherine's condition, as it is a chromosomal deformity, but Zayday is adamant that they try harder. Chamberlain Jackson then appears and tries to cheer up Catherine with a lollipop; however, he immediately upsets Catherine by calling her "Hairy Mary". Catherine then decides to leave, but Zayday convinces her to stay for one more week until they find a cure.
Zayday, the Chanels, Brock, and Cassidy then appear to offer Catherine good news about her condition. Zayday explains that researchers in Berlin have discovered a procedure that could potentially reduce Catherine's hair growth, but it has never been done before. She suggests drilling a small hole into Catherine's skull and gives her more information about the experimental procedure. Catherine freaks out about the thought of getting a lobotomy, but Brock explains to her that her symptoms are so severe that they don't have many other options, and Catherine eventually agrees. The doctors then request that she sign a consent form before moving forward with the procedure, and she does as she is told.
Before Zayday and Cassidy could begin the procedure on Catherine, Chanel and Brock appear and reveal that because Catherine's diet is so high in Vitamin D, it is causing her testosterone levels to skyrocket. Brock suggests that she switch to a soy-based diet that will spike her estrogen and bring her hormones into balance. They start her on a regimen of DHT, which causes hair loss in men, so that her hair will eventually thin out.
Catherine then ends up losing all of her hair, and now totally bald, complains that she looks like a cancer patient. The Chanels decide to give her a complete makeover, using a wig, fake eyelashes, and a new wardrobe. Catherine is ecstatic and thanks the Chanels for changing her life. She gives them a hug and confesses that she's now going to take her first Tinder profile picture, and after being briefly insulted by Chanel, she leaves.
Chanel #5, stuck with the graveyard shift, takes Catherine to the basement for a hydrotherapy bath. Catherine explains that she has to bathe twice a day or her skin will get flaky. She then steps in the tub and complains that the water is scalding, but #5 reassures her that it's amazing. Chanel #5 closes the lid and the self-locking mechanism activates, locking Catherine in the tub. Chanel #5 then gets in her own tub and accidentally locks herself in as well. Catherine begins to panic, but Chanel #5 explains that Chamberlain will come to get them in an hour. After an hour has passed, the Green Meanie creeps into the room and starts playing music, waking up Catherine and Chanel #5. They both assume that it's Chamberlain until the Green Meanie reveals himself. He taunts the girls on which one of them he is going to kill, but ultimately ends up slicing Catherine's head off with a machete. Her decapitated head then rolls right onto the top of Chanel #5's tub.
At the beginning of the episode, as the authorities are sealing up the crime scene, Catherine's head can be seen being placed into a crime scene bag. It is also revealed that after her death, her body was taken by the Green Meanie.
Hester decides to call a Green Meanie summit, inviting Ingrid, Cassidy, and Wes to come together to discuss the past and future plans for murder. To get everyone on the same page, Hester plans a game called "Who Killed Who?" and reveals a board filled with pictures of each of the various murder victims. Hester points to a picture of Catherine, referring to her as "Wolf Lady," and Cassidy takes credit for her murder, among others.
|Reason:||Decapitated with a machete|
|Killer(s):||Cassidy Cascade (as the Green Meanie)|
After Catherine is cured of her hypertrichosis, Chanel #5 convinces her to have hydrotherapy, which Catherine reluctantly accepts and complains that the water is scalding. Chanel #5 shuts the lid on Catherine's tub and locks it. She then gets in her own tub but accidentally locks herself in too. Catherine starts freaking out that they both will be stuck in their tubs with no one to help them, but Chanel #5 tells her that Chamberlain, the candy striper, will come down for them in an hour. Catherine still panics but takes Chanel #5's word for it. After an hour has passed, the Green Meanie creeps into the room, waking up Catherine and Chanel #5. They both think it's Chamberlain coming to get them, but when they get no answer and start hearing haunting footsteps slowly walking toward them, they both begin to be in silent fear, until the Green Meanie shows himself, and the girls scream loudly. The Green Meanie then taunts them on which of them he's going to kill and ultimately ends up picking Catherine. Catherine pleads for the Green Meanie to kill Chanel #5 instead, and the Green Meanie then slowly walks away, making Catherine think he's leaving. However, he quickly turns around and swiftly slices her head off, making it land right on top of Chanel #5's tub.
Season Two (2/10)
- She made her first appearance on the Season Two premiere, Scream Again. Her decapitated head made an appearance in the following episode.
- She was the first patient at the C.U.R.E Institute Hospital.
- She was the first victim of Dr. Cassidy Cascade.
|Green Meanie Victims|